Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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