We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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