you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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