Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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