Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She announced her abortion via fbk
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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