your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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