Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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