shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
do nipples grow back?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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