he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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