she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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