i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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