shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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