Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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