I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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