how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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