I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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