No awkward lesbian experiences without me
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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