He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
