I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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