"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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