Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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