Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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