I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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