WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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