Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your penis caused this!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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