two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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