weddingsv make me drug and hornr
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I don't deserve a penis
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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