Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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