so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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