this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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