You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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