i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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