Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
