it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
All I want is dick and wine.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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