there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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