Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I cockslap morals
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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