how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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