so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
They took my balls.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
