No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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