if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Help. Why am I so naked?
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