shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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