how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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