i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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