possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
