just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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