i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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