I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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