I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I intend to get homeless drunk
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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