I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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