There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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