I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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