i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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