Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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